1.What is your name?
Ryan Waggoner

2.Where are you from?
Laurel, Maryland

3.What is your occupation?
Teacher of today’s youth

4.What did you do to deserve a place on this boat?
Umm… I puked on the last one.

5.Have you ever been sailing before?
Yes.

6.If Jesus won the boat and inherited the crew in a poker game, what changes do you think he would make?
More fish.

7.What song do you think best characterizes this vessel?
“Fruitcakes” by Jimmy Buffet

8.What was the most memorable part of your sailing experience?
Ask me again in a couple of years.

9.Will Aaron and Brian make it around the world alive?
No. Definitely not.

10.What advice would you give to Aaron and Brian?
Umm…. Ummm… what was that? What was that movie that was a remake? Cape Fear? Stay away from Cape Fear. No, that’s horrible… that’s stupid.
“When the skies look gray and gloomy,
Remember that they’re blue somewhere.”