1.What is your name?
Kelley O’Curtin from the Green Hills of Ireland (KOC).
2.Where are you from?
Virginia.
3.What is your occupation?
Public relations executive, soon to be poor student at Harvard.
4.What did you do to deserve a place on this boat?
Promise of DC United tickets.
5.Have you ever been sailing before?
Yes, twice with Captain Cook, Aaron Cook that is.
6.If Jesus won the boat and inherited the crew in a poker game, what changes do you think he would make?
Monkey on board at all times, the rally monkey.
7.What song do you think best characterizes this vessel?
“Born to Run” by Bruce Springsteen but not the Ryan Waggoner version.
8.What was the most memorable part of your sailing experience?
Drinkin’ beers, answerin’ questions.
9.Will Aaron and Brian make it around the world alive?
I’m confident they will.
10.What advice would you give to Aaron and Brian?
When you meet a pirate, break the ice by asking a question, such as:
Who is your favorite baseball player?
He’ll be like “Uhhh… besssball?”
And you’ll say “NomARRRRGH GARRRGHCIAPAAARHGHA”