1. What is your name?
I've already answered that.

2. Where are you from?
Come on.

3. How has Monroe changed in the past ten years?
For the worst.

4. What is your occupation?
Making stupid people look smart.

5. How is the General doing these days?
$34.85.

6. Why did you decide to visit Aaron in the Galapagos?
It's too cold in Maine.

7. What did you do to deserve a place aboard Audentes this time?
Provided false hope of oil filters and credit cards.

8. If there was one amenity that you could add to the boat, what would it be?
You could use a five gallon crystal rock dispenser. Also a hot tub.

9. This is a two-part question: You were interviewed for this website two years ago. How has the fame and fortune that followed that historic interview changed your life and how do expect that this interview will further improve your lifestyle?
I really like watermelon.

10. If you had to pick four people to sail across an ocean with, who would they be?
Natalie Portman, Jim McMahon, Mike Tyson, and JFK.

11. If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would it be?
The Mediterranean

12. How long will Bobby Bowden stay at Florida State?
Hopefully this is his last year. We need the whole bloodline to die.

13. What will you remember most about your sailing experience aboard Audentes?
The attack of the Sharapova's and Dundee down there.

14. Will Aaron make it around the world?
I stand by my previous opinion.