1. What is your name?
Eric Beebe

2. Where are you from?
Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio

3. What is your occupation?
Student and waiter.

4. What did you do to deserve a place on this vessel?
Wrap my hands around my ankles and empty my savings.

5. Your sex change operation seems to have gone well. Do you have any advice for other people considering a similar procedure?
Although you attempt to remain anonymous, I realize "others" refers to yourself and I am unable to help you with your decision.

6. Why did you decide to visit Aaron in French Polynesia?
Overweight sweaty women and soccer.

7. What is your favorite beer?
Gordon Biersch Czech lager and Sweetwater 420

8. If someone was to be landlocked in Atlanta for a summer, what three things would you recommend that the landlubber should see?
The Cooks' Smyrna wine cellar, Fogo de Chao, and Industry Night at the Vortex

9. For the record, will you admit to being a 21-year-old heterosexual male that regularly watches "The Real World"?
I've been molded into a lost desperate housewife.

10. Which is the funnier movie: Wedding Crashers or The Aristocrats?
Sex and beer or incest and beastiality

11. If you had to pick four people to sail across an ocean with, who would they be?
Jack Daniels, Captain Morgan, Jim Beam, and Jose Cuervo

12. Do you believe that it is possible to consume two gallons of ice cream in two hours?
I own you. Kiss my feet.
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13. If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Where the beer is cold, the food is good, and women are lonely.

14. How will Ohio State's football team do next year?
The Ohio State University will be the North and the rest of the Big 10 will be the south.

15. What will you remember most about your sailing experience aboard Audentes?
Blitzed Roquefort and Fatua swimming

16. Will Aaron make it around the world?
If he dedicates 2 to 3 hours a day repairing his boat.